I have decided that every month I am just going to have at it!

Today’s post has been inspired by the lovely Traveling Saleswoman, who has on her blog a pet-peeve category!

Party Plan Pat Pet-Peeves

1.    The Absolution of personal responsibility.  It has come to my attention that the corrupt Blagojevich, has taken it upon his ‘dignified self, to absolve himself of any wrong doing, because in his own words he is “the victim of plot to raise taxes!” Oh really it appears you are the victim of your own, stupidity driven by the misconception of  your own inflated self!

2.    Ignorance: Since when did tabloids & gossips rags become literature? Please pick up a book, any book!

3.    Low rate seekers, time-wasters and tire kickers: If you call me one more time to ask me if I know of a business that you can start with no money down!  By golly jove I am going to hunt you down!  Even those who may think they can sell their own bodies be in on the internet or a street corner must make an investment. (Even she who chose to auction her virginity). So you think you deserve riches and wealth, but you don’t need to work for it or learn how to acquire wealth.  Well better go rob a bank!  Oh but wait, even that requires an investment.  Oh sorry continue to sit on your behind!

4.    People who tell me what can and cannot be done!  Er…I grew up in the jungles of Africa, seriously on what planet are you qualified to tell me what is possible?

5.    Those who want to go on and on about how the man is keeping you down!  Alright, I can get with that for a second!  Now the man looks like you!  What are you going to do about it?  I will be happy to buy you a one way ticket to a refugee camp in Africa, and trade your spot with that refugee, let’s see about the man keeping you down!

6.    People who scam others out their money.  A thief is a thief!

7.    People who allow themselves to be scammed and then call me to cry about it, even after I advised them against their ill-advised choice.  Look if you have $10,000 to pour down the drain, I am of the opinion you can find $5000 to work with me. (BTW sorry about your losses!)

8.    Who are they using as dress dollies as they design clothes? Are they making these clothes for teenage boys  or what?  Perhaps someone had better pop in the DVD real women have curves!  I mean seriously the average woman is a size 14!

9.    Fat free, sugar free and all weight loss propaganda.  Stop with that already.  We all know a moment on the lips, eternity on the hips!

10.    Men who tell me I am so intimidating, can’t you dumb it down a little?  In response, can’t you grow a pair!  Look chap, I am who I am, you are who you are!

11. People calling me to ask me to give them Ann Sieg, The Renegade Network Marketers‘ phone number because they have a question to ask her.  I’ll do you one better, how about I give you Oprah’s number instead, just propel you to stardom instantaneously.  Yes I can do that!

Ok sometimes you gotta just have at it you know!  I feel a lot better.  What pet peeves do you have?  Share them please!

Party Plan Pat